Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly Mo. So are omelets.

We have no time for you to react to that so don't feel like you have to.

You take up a disproportionate amount of my time and my time is vey valuable to me. I have hobbies.

Do you smoke? Nor do I. Shame, now would be good.

Geraldine, why don't you go do your thing where you close your eyes and breath

I can't stand breakfast. It's just constant eggs. Why? Who decided?

You can have a bisquit when you tell me what the point of you is

No one cares about what you do next. I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Eve I won't have my investigation derailed by an undiagnosed and frankly a little trying messiah complex.

It would be so much better if we would have this conversation after I've eaten.