A sultan and a sultana are two very different things.

*after being kidnapped* If you wanted a sigaret you could have just asked.

You would almost think that a vagina is an invisibility cloak.

Your accent is terrible. You sound like a drunk bat.

I once saw a rat drink from a can of coke just there. Both hands. Extraordinary.

You need some cream for that sunburn. You look inflamed.

I can't promise I'll do any of it but if I do, I shan't be sober.

It is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks the most like a rodent

Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly Mo. So are omelets.