A sultan and a sultana are two very different things.

*after being kidnapped* If you wanted a sigaret you could have just asked.

You would almost think that a vagina is an invisibility cloak.

Your accent is terrible. You sound like a drunk bat.

I once saw a rat drink from a can of coke just there. Both hands. Extraordinary.

You need some cream for that sunburn. You look inflamed.

I can't promise I'll do any of it but if I do, I shan't be sober.

It is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks the most like a rodent

Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly Mo. So are omelets.

We have no time for you to react to that so don't feel like you have to.