You need some cream for that sunburn. You look inflamed.

I can't promise I'll do any of it but if I do, I shan't be sober.

It is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks the most like a rodent

Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly Mo. So are omelets.

We have no time for you to react to that so don't feel like you have to.

You take up a disproportionate amount of my time and my time is vey valuable to me. I have hobbies.

Do you smoke? Nor do I. Shame, now would be good.

Geraldine, why don't you go do your thing where you close your eyes and breath

I can't stand breakfast. It's just constant eggs. Why? Who decided?

You can have a bisquit when you tell me what the point of you is